I’m all for downloading music illegally, but when it comes to Lana Del Rey. Better buy that shit.
When the cashier hold’s up your $20 to see if it’s real
Me: *before I take my first bite*
Mom: is it good?
*tries to get eight hours sleep in 3 hours*
do you ever stay in the shower for so long you forget who you are
(Source: margayret, via laugh-til-ya-fart)